buffet buster

Overly gluttonous folks attending a buffet. Buffets are geared to make money on you, unless you are a buffet buster. Often times busters stay in the buffet for long hours (across brunch/dinner/supper) to stretch their dollar and waistband. Busters plan to hit the casino for the buffet only.

Dude look at that buffet buster. He's back up in the prime rib line again!

I saw that buster eating the brunch buffet and he's still there and it's 6pm!

by MetalFingersWB August 22, 2016

Seafood Buffet

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

by Albert2 May 12, 2007

mind bullets

A phrase probably coined by Tenacious D. The phrase appears in the song "Wonder Boy"

My mind-bullets struck him in the artery, causing him to shit his liver out.

by Didda Tinkle July 8, 2004

All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

Buffet Queen

Usually a larger robuste woman wearing plaid and elastic waist pants, that truly enjoys buffets. Visiting cheap buffets 3-4 times a week, often calling in advance to reserve a table up close for less walking. Staff know her by name. Buffet Queens look at eating as a technique.

Oh my gawd! Here comes the Buffet Queen...HIDE THE FRIED CHICKEN! Is she sweating gravy????

by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

dodged a bullet

When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.

Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.

by maxmillions February 18, 2010

Bulletin Worthy

when someone says something so funny on aim that it is worthy to put it on myspace as a bulletin

jonathan92c: yo guess what
blacklambo730: what?
jonathan92c: theres a spanish remix to "we made it"
blacklambo730: whats it about? making it over the border?
jonathan92c: hahahhahahah. thats bulletin worthy

by jonathan92c October 27, 2008