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Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.
I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested
by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012
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bootie call

Someone you call over JUST for sex..when you're horney and bored!
I was bored with fucking myself so I called (their name here) for a booty call....
by K August 20, 2003
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tig ol bitties

The biggest pair of titties you've ever set your virgin eyes on.
Damn Billy, you mom sure has some tig ol bitties
by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007
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Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here
by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
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tigole bitties

Damn, she got some tigole bitties.
by Jesse October 20, 2004
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bittie

Used to describe girls or woman.
Let's hit that club tonight. There's gonna be mad bitties there.
by resk March 1, 2005
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tiggo-bitties

by Buckshot July 23, 2003
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