blorp

The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.

My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!

by FWCO March 10, 2008

Blort

verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018

Blorange

A girl who has dyed blonde hair and has so much make up and fake tan on she is orange (usually glowing orange). Looks very unnatural.

Hey Paul, cool party but its ashame how many bloranges turned up.

by Bonzo66 October 30, 2007

Blorblasm

Resilient in texture, Incessant in recurrance, a blorblasm is similar to ectoplasm in most of its physical traits but is unique to humans. It typically takes place after modern sinning,(lying to thyself) and is believed be a flushing of fatal levels of guilt and and emotional distress.

After I spent all night giving my dying aunt the cold-shoulder, I had to retire to the bathroom and deposit a few pints of blorblasm in the tub drain. This stuff doesn't fit down the toilet all at once.

by Mentl November 19, 2005

blort

blowing bubbles into a woman's vagina

Michael would just keep on blorting until she reached climax. it worked every time.

by Tedward Cruz III September 25, 2018

blort

Sound effect originally attributed (by myself) to tubgirl.com. Now used as a general word with many applications, such as an expression of disgust or an emphasis of something disgusting or displeasing.

Some Person: Shit I just crapped my pants!!
You: blort.

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

blorch

to Vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit

I ate so much I think I might blorch! (or) Dude, Alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.

by cliffandkendall April 15, 2010