bloke

is a Bravo english man

I wanna marry thatbloke, I have to send cards just.

by bad,good? August 06, 2019

Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke

Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke

by November 19, 2021

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.

‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere’

by Thin Tony July 25, 2023

Bloke

A p*ssy teddy bear

"WINNIE THE POOH IS A BLOKE"

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 09, 2020

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 09, 2020

Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.

Call Bloke.

by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018

bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021