Going Blind

The act of jerking oneself off.

Mary left the other day and I was totally going blind when she came back for her purse.

by Johney Jackoff June 15, 2010

Apple Blindness

The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.

dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'

dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'

dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'

dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'

by del nacho gringo November 4, 2011

bling ho

A fat, loud ghetto skank festooned with gaudy jewelry usually obtained from any number of her baby daddies.

Leroy yelled " I told yo dumb bling ho ass I was not the baby daddy " when Maury announced " Leroy, you are NOT the father!"

by Konga December 28, 2008

BlindPoker

big marine dude that radiates immense chadness wherever he goes and commands 9 year olds to fight roblox wars and conquer brick objectives

Don't ping BlindPoker or you'll get fucked in and out and up and down.

by lndian February 21, 2021

Blind Unicorn

Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.

I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.

by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005

geek bling

Geek bling is a term referring to computer parts worn as jewelry. It is generally ostentatious such as a net card hanging from a necklace but can be subtle as well, often used is a memory stick placed on a keychain. The term was coined by a student of Oak Hill Academy when the members of a Microsoft class took to wearing various computer parts from old computers on their key chains or lanyards. Any previous origins are unknown. It is alternately referred to as 'geek bling-bling' or on occasion '111001110' (binary for 'ice'). There is also classic geek-bling such as bowties and pocket protectors, as everyone knows pocket protectors are the pinnacle of geekdom.

Me: Hey, check out my geek bling.

Basketball player: That ain't bling, that's just geek.

by Reagan Andrews (creator of the word) September 10, 2004

E-bling

A new term coined for crappy websites with a bunch of shiney or flashing images. Usually appear as borders of a picture or flashing text.

"Look at the e-bling on this crappy site, makes my eyes bleed"

by Nate180 September 30, 2007