booty blessed

When the ass is so big, it HAS to be from God himself

Damn! Did you see Kaitlynn today? She's booty blessed!!!!

by diary of a mad white woman February 15, 2017

blesser

A sugardaddy that will "bless" young beautiful women leading unlavish lives with money, vacations and a work-free lifestyle in exchange for "dating" aka sex. This misogyinistic dating agency has gone viral across Social Media, particularly in South Africa.

Yamkela: Hey Sista, where did you get the Givenchy fur jacket?!

Sfebe: Oh come on gal. Haven't you heard ?? I've been blessed.

Yamkela: OMG Sista! Maybe I need to find my own blesser

by Mysoulisnotforsale June 17, 2016

blessing

Being recognized from a possibly disadvantageous attribute, in a positive way that inserts a part of you into a part of something greater that gives you a sense of purpose, whether in a community of people or celestial bodies

Listening to my name being dropped in a sonorous way blesses me, not just in a holy fashion, but in one that totally assures a part of my path, even if life is just scripted to make me feel good. Listening to local comedy podcasts really is a blessing.
- some bullshit thing one's mom would write on Facebook, if she made a Facebook for one's identity only, not necessarily one's character - something that hasn't happened, another blessing, just like learning words!

by @kphisch February 26, 2013

Blessee

A new term used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.

Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.

by Jez86 May 12, 2016

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

Blessed

When someone is on the spectrum (Autistic).

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..

by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019

Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.

I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020