bleated

When your dipshit friend tries to spell belated...

Happy bleated birthday joe!!!!!

by Zaaboomafu December 20, 2017

blest

An adjective meaning "a bangin-ass girl" in relation to her female companions. It is derived from the base word "blessed", and is often used by tribes in southern zimbabwe, and New Yorkers.

"Girl, you's blest."
"You're so sweet. Let's have sex."
"Ok."

***

"Wow, last night in bed, that was blest."

by CCon February 2, 2005

bleathing

When someone is bleeding and breathing at the same time

911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Me: HELP! my friend is bleathing!

by Reglynn1st May 4, 2017

blaptop

A black person's laptop aka a T-mobile Sidekick.

"Yo!! You check out Shahid's new blaptop! That ish is bangin!"

QFT!

by Ulrick July 25, 2006

bleotch

It is slang for the word BITCH.

Don't be such a bleotch.

by Matt Mire December 3, 2004

bleet

what a freshly made llama says when they piss off admins in a counter strike server.

"Bleet i'm a llama ... bleet"

by kr3w July 18, 2008

blet

blet is a term commonly used to describe your home boys, friends and your fellow niggers

"yo blet safe ting man"

"kool jamal"

by jaloopay1 October 13, 2008