Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004

SHIT TO A BLANKET

To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.

1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.

by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007

warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.

"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."

by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 29, 2004

blandest

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Wank-it Blanket

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

Beach Blanket Bongout

When you and your friends sit on the sand at the beach with a blanket over your head smoking weed...

Also its a really great song by the best band in the whole world JFA! Its probably their "hit"

Beach blanket bongout! Bongout oh oh!

by Californiathesunshinestate July 24, 2011

blanketivity

the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.

I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity.

by SykoSam February 20, 2009