schlong bong

n. Something that's great fun to take a toke on.

Hey bitch, why don't you take a hit on the old schlong bong. Zzzzip!

by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004

bong throat

not necessarily cottonmouth: bong throat is when you take a monster (or just a bad) hit off a bong, and your throat gets so cashed, the hit feels like it clawed your throat the whole way down. it takes a fuckload of hack your lungs out, and gallons of water to flush bong throat out. not fun.

"oh man, i got the WORST bong throat after that massive rip i took! i thought i was gonna die!"

by dasvogel January 11, 2009

Billy Bong Thornton

Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.

Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!

by Fraser January 8, 2006

Bong Mix

The time-honoured tradition of preparing Cannabis (subsp. Indica/Sativa) for use in a bong (a water pipe specifically made for cannabis use). An ideal bong mix is made with dry, well cured, mature female cannabis buds (protalid flowers) and toasted Lucky Strike cigarettes. Somewhere between 60-70% of this should be Cannabis.
Any less and it will taste like shit and make you wretch, any more and it may not light evenly. This is essential as fire destroys large amounts of THC (the desired active ingredient in Cannabis. Others include the medically-beneficient CBD) so you want it lit all over in less than a second.
Bong Mix is generally held and passed in a "Mowl/Mole Bowl", traditionally a card flyer folded in a certain way as to make an odd shaped container. Of course anything with smooth surfaces can contain bongmix, even a literal ceramic bowl. However, the cardboard mole bowl lends itself to other uses, not exclusively its ready availability and ease of use.

"Wanna get high?"
"You know it!!"
"You get the bong, I'll make the mix."
"Ok dude, but I'm gonna go a little slower today."
"Why?"
"Your idea of bong mix is to smoke up a 1/4oz. in 20 minutes, dude. You're fucked up and I don't want to be like you."
"Fair enough, more for me. Oh and get me a beer out of the fridge."
*out of the room by now* "OKAY!"

by Fludence March 9, 2009

huge bong rip

An inhalation of massive quantities of cannabis smoke, originally mastered in Northern California.

Stoner: "Dude, that was a huge bong rip"

Stoner No.2: "cough cough cough cough."

by AaronGG November 21, 2007

bong daddy

The guy that's loading the bowls and passing them around the dorm room especially when a one hit bowl is in use.

Hey man, I just broke up a tasty little bud on this Frisbee and, since it's your lighter and the ashtray is right there, why don't you be the bong daddy this afternoon?

by Daniel Enderle February 22, 2007

Boshkalay Bong Bong

What does it mean? Well, that's the trick, it doesn't mean. A lot of people try to make up their meaning for it but it doesn't mean anything, it's basically a word that doesn't exist. But it could have a meaning depending on the intention, or it could even be what you want it to be, whatever you desire or whatever your heart desires.

D'Aydrain: "Sir, Sir, Sir. Do you know where the Boshkalay Bong Bong is? I haven't been able to see it since they went out of stock. I also haven't seen the Isaacs de Snuts retro 4's in stock here either?"

by applecube February 25, 2023