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Bindi Lazer

A lazer that originates from the Indian/Pakistani ceremonial forehead dot when it becomes overheated with rage or thought.
Don't piss off Mala, you might evoke the bindi lazer!

Chris: What happened to Blake?
Garrett: He pissed off Mala..
Chris: Oh shit! He got hit with a bindi lazer
by Christopher Mudge December 21, 2007
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bind

As in "binding the jewels." To tie rope around a dude's balls and/or cock, as a ball stretcher or just for the tight sensation. It also keeps them from shriveling in the cold. Caution: Left in place too long or tied too tight the rope could cut off circulation. Uncaution: Could make orgasm way more intense.
Dude, my balls keep shriveling in this cold weather. Tomorrow after I shower and they're loose I'll have to bind them.
by KingKeyOne69 October 28, 2017
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boner binder

1. A binder specifically designed to hide your boner.
2. A binder or notebook you carry around specifically to hide your boner, especially a NRB.
Oh, that's the boner binder. He brings it because that's when the junior girls do yoga.
by issybelle June 21, 2010
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Bindaas

A Hindi colloquial word normally used in North and Central India meaning:

No restraint.
With reckless abandon.
Full force.
Absolute.
Breaking all boundaries.
Carefree.
"She ran the red stop light bindaas!"

"Man, you should bindaas go talk to that hot chick."

"His most bindaas act as president was to have an affair with the intern."
by bindaas ladki May 25, 2007
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bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll
Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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Binders

Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 23, 2012
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Bindi Irwin

Daughter of the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.

Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.
Is it wrong to wish that Bindi Irwin was taken instead of Steve?
by triggaz April 1, 2008
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