benson

ill give you a break

benson says fuck you spoopy

by ravimid November 12, 2021

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That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

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Benson

The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.

Loser of the game has to do a benson

by Pj Sciandra September 16, 2021

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Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 20, 2013

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