Benson

A boss who micromanages and gets angry over small things. Derived from the Cartoon Network Regular Show character, Benson Dunwoody

Worker 1: Dude, Trey just sent me a picture of myself ordering lunch on the CCTV and told me to stop slacking.
Worker 2: Why does he have to be such a Benson?

by notreal37 December 23, 2022

Benson

Man with a massive cock and incredible game. Lacks in looks but is usually quite funny.

Benson is the class clown and is definitely packing.

by jntmskf May 19, 2022

Dirty Benson

Having or acquiring the sheer upper body strength of a top tier alpha male.
While using said strength, lifting a woman during a sexual act (with one’s duty belt) pounding them into complete submission/ sexual bliss simultaneously.

You see that chick over there, I’m totally going to dirty benson her tonight.

Man, I wish I could dirty benson that chick over there , I don’t have the upper body strength.

You think you’re strong but you can’t even dirty benson.

So I was balls deep last night, dirty bensoning this chick….

by Cptblksparrow March 9, 2025

Benson

From Benson the TV show, essentially someone who does everything around the house or helps specific people selflessly. Basically a slave.

I can’t believe what a Benson he is!

by Akirabod December 20, 2023

Benson

Where you shit on someone's chest then flatten it like a pancake and cum on it

That girl was still sto drunk this morning, I have her a Benson for breakfast!

by LochNessMonsa August 19, 2017

Benson

Tubbo’s (famous twitch streamer) duck, he can light up and is always on Tubbo’s desk at all times :))

‘I love Benson’

‘Who tf is Benson?’

‘Tubbo’s duck ofc?’

by Wilba Soot June 4, 2022

Benson

The act of taking a shit then putting a nickel in it then eating the shit with the nickel in it then throwing it up and seeing if the nickel is still in it. If not then repeat the process.

Loser of the game has to do a benson

by Pj Sciandra September 16, 2021