To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"
"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
by chirp78 October 19, 2010

Bench sex is primarily preformed on a bench of some sort (like the kind you can find at your local soccer fields). Many styles of benches can be used to have bench sex as long as one participant may be bent over it, or lied on it.
kid1: woah did you see sean bend kat over that bench and bang her?
kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!
kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!
by sean phillip August 1, 2007

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.
also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)
also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)
by anonymus August 6, 2003

A bench where a group of men would gather to tell tales, some believable, some not so believable. An area around a stove in a shelter during cold seasons where men would gather to tell stories about fishing, hunting, government, etc.
Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.
Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.
by Drcleanee August 7, 2018

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023

She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.
by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.
I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.
by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018
