by Threevolve October 31, 2008
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Me: Fuck.
Me: Fuck.
by ThaBigCheesy September 8, 2010
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A kickass stop-animation movie, concieved by Tim Burton. He wrote a poem that the movie was based on, but wasnt too closely involved with it otherwise.
Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.
Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!
Danny Elfman did the music and sang for Jack Skellington. WONDERFUL songs in this movie.
Pitched as a kid's movie, but all can appreciate it.
It is currently the 10th anniversary, so go out and buy it on DVD!
by lyss December 28, 2003
Get the the nightmare before christmas mug.The Female Variation of bros before hoes
It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
Get the Chicks Before Dicks mug.Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.
by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019
Get the New Bedford Splatter mug.Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.
John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.
Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.
by jdswtf July 20, 2008
Get the bro's before ho's mug.Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine.
"Want to come to Bedford Golf and Tennis County Club with me?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!"
"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road."
"Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!"
"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road."
"Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?"
by Jaymoooooo April 13, 2006
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