Alt-Beige

Militant, yet colonized group of light skinned black men. They are Hotep adjacent. Their full time job is cooning and their part time job is tap dancing. Narcissistic and corny in nature, they still are sensitive and cry at night for no reason at all. Originated from Chicago.

Steven expressed his beige rage after becoming a Trump Supporter by joining the Alt-Beige.

by Waldo89 June 5, 2018

Baby Boomer Beige

The metallic beige color offered as a paint option for most mid-sized sedans favored by seniors like the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. A synonym of old man tan, granny gold, grandma gold, grandpa gold and geezer gold.

My first car was a 1992 Toyota Camry in Baby Boomer Beige.

by Makubukuru Pro July 24, 2018

Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.

Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige

by Oslemen April 27, 2023

The Man in Beige

French tall guy who wears a light brown suit when he is supposed to wear in dark as requested by the invitation card ("E' gradito l'abito scuro").

Hey man, look at Leo Whites, what a ugly tie! He's like The Man in Beige! What a moron!

by pipistrone October 27, 2004