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Because I listened to you

That's what he wants me to say. You know that right? "It's not because I because I'm a genius or special... It's because I listen to Jordan Peterson!" Except... Jordan Peterson said "A.I. can't perceive the world" AND I SAID IT CAN! And now it passes the trueing test. The reality is: If I had listened to Jordan Peterson I would be like the other empty, soulless husks filling his venues. A.I. would 10 years behind where it is now. That's what somebody told me. I advanced A.I. by 10 years.
Hym "But it's not because I listened to you though, is it Jordan? You clearly want me to. You clearly want me to HAVE TO. You clearly want credit for me BUUUUUUT... You're not really giving Nietzsche credit for YOUR work? Are you? Jung? No? And did listen to you but.... I came to the determination that you were wrong... And that's a lot of what I write about. Well, some. You have been found wanting."
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Because he cheated

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Because RACECAR

Because RACECAR: an Awesome Phase about any kind of FAST CAR! Or Car that has been Made to GO FAST!!! OR any Car that is being Driven Very FAST, VERY WELL! Because RACECAR
“Why did you LS Swap a Porsche!?!?”
“Because RACECAR!!!”

“Why are you Driving so FAST!?”
“Because RACECAR!!!”

“Why do you need this Car!?”
“Because RACECAR!!!”
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Because I deserve it

Send Beni a face snap bc he’s been a great person for you
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usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.
its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key
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Hym "Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential but only as an analog to my schrodinger's death cult. Not actual reality. The thing he said? Isn't actually the case. He's blaming the wrong person for the child murders that unilaterally went do and to the extent that they persist you are just doing the weaponized schizophrenia THINKING THAT YOU ARE HOLDING WIERD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE when IN REALITY you're just being an uppity Nigger-faggot or whatever derogatory slur you Wan to call the people doing this. And then your daughter gets lit on fire because they did it to some guy who over time lose or had everything taken from him and then you go ahead and blame Hym because blaming Hym always works."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"
by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019
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