Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011
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That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
by D the M May 17, 2011
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To sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout.
This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.
Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.
This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.
Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.
Lisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower!
John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!
John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!
by Limit28 December 29, 2007
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Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.
Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.
When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.
The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.
Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.
When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.
The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting
Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
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