get basted on

To get yelled at harshly

Man if my dad finds out I got a DUI I'm gonna get basted on.

by Get_basted_on December 18, 2013

Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.

Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.

by Swedish baster May 06, 2024

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

O-Bast

Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.

That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."

by Jimetimw December 24, 2020

Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 27, 2020

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 02, 2018

Bast Freon

When you’re best friends with strange people who give weird names to each other.

WASSUP BAST FREON

by Escama July 03, 2018