Dingle Boppin

When a person goes to move thier bowels, and stay on the toilet long after they are done becuase the get distracted doing something else, i.e. reading, text messaging.

Bob missed the bus becuase he was dingle boppin.

by flapjerk December 9, 2008

Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

bopping gorditas

When two women have sexual intercourse, specifically with their vaginas.

Is Rachel a lesbian? Yes, I heard her and Jen have been bopping gorditas for years.

by twodadsdogs July 21, 2014

Bapping Out

A popular term used by sales people, when you are freaking out about a potential deal. Coined after the famous sales person John Bappert.

Everything was going fine until he started bapping out!

by Charlease June 3, 2016

bippitard

Pertaining to girls who think it's cute to be dumb. Normally look or resemble (or wish they resembled)"Barbie".

"Stupid fucking bippitard"

by Amy Butler April 25, 2008

Boppin’ Up

Giving head. Sucking the D.

Rachel was boppin’ up on me last night like a fat kid eatin’ cake. Made be bust a heavy nut all down that neck.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018

Boppity

A weapon or a thot. (Based on the context in which you use the word)

“You will get hit with the boppity if you step on my property”
Or
“I heard you was a boppity so slide me some toppity”

by Invsen October 31, 2019