Arnold Ballmer

When you have to piss right after cumming - both of which are stored in the balls.

"Do you know where Steve went?"

"Yea, he said he had to go make an Arnold Ballmer then he'll be back."

"Ah, hope it comes out alright."

by 🅱elix June 26, 2020

big baller kyle

big k is kind history loving track star that loves headphones,track,math,spanish and his lover julia. he loves to learn new things and give hair tutorials

damn who’s that praying mantis hugging julia, oh that’s big baller kyle (big k)

by bigkphobia March 17, 2022

Chump City Baller

When a person fails at everything they try to do they are a Chump City Baller

JT is trying to play city ville again, What a Chump City Baller

by lazyeyedstoner March 4, 2011

dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.

Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

Baller Stat

The status Urban Dictionary editors get once they make 300 decisions. Relateable to epic victory.

Jason spent his whole weekend making difficult decisions on urban dictionary, but it so payed off when he earned Baller Stat!

by Hershey400 May 17, 2009

e baller

E-Baller: a self-hating, negative, insecure, creepy, friend-lacking, person that grows “balls” on the internet that they do not have in real life in order to spend their sad life posting hateful comments about others to feel some level of importance.
lovebscott.com

dude, if i wasnt on the other side of the country and not sitting on my fat ass in my moms basement drinking orange soda, i would kick your ass! because im a total e baller.

by B.Scott January 11, 2008

baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014