Baker Bad

When shit goes bad, not once, not twice but every time a specific person is around.

Jamie was there when the car exploded, but wait jamie was there when the dog bit fred's nose off, and he was also there when the gas line exploded and everyone was killed: But Jamie. Yes jamie, that was Baker Bad

by Fade Hazben October 12, 2010

baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips

Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)

by capam713 May 14, 2011

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

Baker's Daughter's Dozen

Thirteen of something plus a sexual favor

I picked up those cookies from my coworker last night and got a baker's daughter's dozen.

by Brophytastic November 22, 2016

Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.

"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"

by BakaDog February 15, 2017

baker's dick

A dick of a length matching exactly eleven inches in length, of any girth. Similar to a subway dick, but one inch smaller.

The dude I fucked last night had a baker's dick. It was huge.

by Drunkbastard1337 April 21, 2017

baker's heck

One dozen hecks, plus an additional heck, equaling a grand total of 13 hecks.

Guy 1: " It's a heck of a lot easier said than done."

Guy 2: "Yeah, maybe even a baker's heck."

by Hal the zombean. November 29, 2018