bauer

to totally jack something...synonyms; wretch, jack, kype

He totally just bauered you spot cause you didn't call seat back

by psycogrl421 June 9, 2005

Jack Bauer

Verb:

To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.

Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!

I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.

He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!

I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.

by Andy Norris June 4, 2008

Bauerism

A statement wherein a jestful comment is made towards another in the name of humour, generally using the jumbled words of another individual. Not intended to be insulting; however can be used with a mocking tone. This statement has been derived from the Bauer clan of the modern American era.

If said instance occurs:

If someone says hello to you, a common Bauerism is:

"I'll hello you hello boy!"

A common response to this form of statement; also being a Baurism:

"I'm fixin' ahh"

by The Dawnflyer December 15, 2003

bauer

the best dog in the whole world

everyone agrees bauer is the best

by chris May 10, 2003

jesse bauer

a dud going uot with a girl named kiley

booba jesse bauer

by jesse bauer March 12, 2009

Jack Bauer

A man shoots a woman and inserts his penis into the bullet wound.

I Jack Bauer'd a girl last night.

by tony almeda 2 April 18, 2009

Bauer

2 definitions found

1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.

2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice

Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.

Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."

by Shavonda March 5, 2005