Ass

First of six levels of Ass
A low insult.
Wow, Jeff is such an Ass.
by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003
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ass

1. Acronym for Attention Seeking Shit.
2. Soft and fleshy area of the external anatomy.
3. An animal who resembles George Bush's chest.
Guy #1: 'Hey everyone, i can lick my back hair!'
Guy #2: 'A.s.s.'

Betty: 'What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord.?'
*silence*
Betty: 'My ass...'

Guy #1: 'So thats what George Bush's chest looks like... i feel sorry for his wife.'
by rawr; jason December 9, 2008
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ass

1. A stupid person.
2. Someone's buttox.
3. A donkey.
1. Stop being an ass!
2. He has a nice ass.
3. He rode an ass up the mountain.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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ass

1.)A giant measurement of great proportions.
2.)More than two hand-fulls.
1.)There's an ass of people in america
1.1.)McDonalds Employee:So that was a number four, anything else?

Me:Yea, give me an ass of ketchup
by No, im really Brent October 26, 2010
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assing

When the car behind you is literally on your ass!
That car is totally assing me!!!

(I hate it when this happens. & no, I don't even drive slow!!)
by Anonymous_Lady February 4, 2010
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the ass

I had the ass after I got hit in the face with a bloody tampon
by thepope April 25, 2004
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ass

"They have a big ass!"
by WTF HI!!! November 4, 2020
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