abortion grenade

filling your freshly used condom with firecrackers and throwing it at your unsuspecting partner.

bitch, don't even think i wont resort to abortion grenades..

by Jeramald Peach June 11, 2006

Hassan Abortion

The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.

Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.

by Zalgooch December 1, 2009

abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

by papschmear November 4, 2008

abortion

The only method of killing that Republicans oppose.

There's one way we don't kill people and it's that way!

Mommy didn't have an abortion so I can die in the war like she did.

by talkshow September 21, 2005

bloody abortion

mac 'n' cheese mixed with a liberal amount of ketchup.

Let's go eat a bloody abortion.

by flamingstud February 15, 2009

North-Korean abortion

Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"

Person 2- "I dunno?"

Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."

Person 2- "I learned something today..."

Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"

by MUCHO May 29, 2012

culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008