by onehundred445 January 27, 2019
An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.
**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.
by Guido66 May 30, 2010
by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 05, 2021
Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.
by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008
Phrase uttered when encountering an unexpected hipster sighting in the wild. Can also be used to poke fun at a friend who just inadvertently said something hipster.
by parallel_master June 05, 2018
The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".
by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 23, 2010
This phrase can be best defined as the spotting of a Cougar. A cougar is essentially an older women, who is on the prowl for a much younger, energetic, and better looking male.
by Alert! May 10, 2014