Cake Alert

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.

"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."

by FruitLeg January 29, 2020

Goofy alert

when you catch your friend doing corny shit

goofy alert, the fuck are you doing?

by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 4, 2021

Amber Alert

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with

After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom

by Mississippi stuck in Texas May 1, 2022

Amber Alert!

Term used to alert others to the presence of an attractive underage girl. Term is based loosely on the alert that goes out when a child goes missing or has been abducted.

Whoa dude...Amber Alert!

by Tisfortodd February 19, 2008

RIP Alert

An email update to members of the Rest in Peace Society that someone with a household name has died.

Holy crap, I need to make an RIP Alert, Paul Newman died!

by Jackel in brawley December 9, 2008

Blurt Alert

The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".

Did you see that Blurt Alert that @"twitter name" tweeted?! It was COMPLETELY random!

by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010

Ego Alert

A Google Alert (automated Google Search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.

My Ego Alert is all but useless - if only my parents hadn't named me Charlie Sheen. None of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog - they're all about the actor!

by rossruns February 20, 2011