Afflab

Afflab - a bald fat guy

Omg, that guy called Affan is such an Afflab.

Wow, Abbas the perm head really hates that Afflab

by Affan.chaudry123 April 2, 2023

AFLOL

AFLOL is an abbreviation for “Atrociously funny, laughing out loud” that can be used instead of lol or lmao.

AFLOL was made by a group of tumblr users back in 2014, the originals users are now unknown. The abbreviation was semi popular 2014 in some scarce groups but eventually was forgotten back in early 2016, in recent months some groups have been trying to revive the abbreviation.

“Dad got kicked by a horse and broke 6 ribs, come to the hospital asap.”

“AFLOL”

by Reaven July 2, 2023

The Ben Affleck

When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.

This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.

Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!

by Mes74767 November 12, 2020

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

affluent

1. Wealthy.

2. Drunk, as in under the affluence of inkahol. (Meaning the influence of alcohol, as might be mispronounced when inebriated.) Also associated with the other meaning because either condition (ought to) make your troubles float away.

Give him five shots of whiskey and he's affluent.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

Affliction banned

One of the greatest mixed martial arts events ever.

Tom - "Are you watching Affliction banned? Its got half of the top ten ranked heavy wieghts on one card!"

Bob - "Wow thats awesome!"

by fedor1 July 1, 2008

Affliction

Back in 1856 a doctor by the name of Terrence Nutkins argued with his peers that the emotion of Jealousy was actually a physical manifestation and not just a feeling. He argued that in every person lay dormant a miniscule gland in the upper tethis that when a person felt jealous this gland would convulse releasing a small dose of Cheortyxon C.

This small dose would force the Afflicted to do all manner of odd things like become irritated and angry easily sometimes leading the sufferer to post crazy things on websites and make up alot of hocus pocus. Terrence published his workings and until today the gland has not been denied nor confirmed by doctors in the field.

You're jealous of affliction you'll post on websites to vent your anger!

by ZodfindsthisFUN June 5, 2005