Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

80's after school special

Totally Un believable, Un relatable, Un realistic drama with a lesson

80's after school specialJonathan steal candy from corner store. Laughed all the way home. Found out his mom is dying and the only thing thatvwill save her is the sales of those candies frim good lo Mr Ortega that helps the community is putting on fund raiser. And though Jonathan maid more then enough money volunteering to sell the most candies his heart was heavy. He needs to tell the truth.
2020 80's after school special
John cheats on Teresa with Stacy and lies about it. Teresa calls Stacy to confront her. Stacy said ots not me its him you need to talk to. John wont talk Teresa leaves John.

Newly single Teresa then gets asked out asked out on a date with Shilo. Excited for new energy, she agrees. Shilo pickes her up and goes to hos favorite place for pizza. ... when Tammy walks up. His ffiance. Dum da da dum Teresa has a 80's after school specieal on her hands.... does she get defensive and tell the girl off or remember confrontimg another girl in the same boat recently......whats the rigjt thing to do,?

Who gives a shit! Sounds like a 80's after school special to me!

by Im 5280 Tiny May 9, 2020

I before E except after C

Something like the Teletubbies, as it was created by someone high on pot at the time. It barely even works. In terms of the words that have those kinds of letters, most of them break the rule, so it is pointless. Teams have lost the Spelling Bee just because they trusted the devil of spelling, I before E except after C. Even English teachers think that this is a shitty technique.

Teacher: I before E except after C.
Me: That's useless, there are so many exceptions.
Teacher: Detention.

by Power476 February 27, 2021

afterburner

1. A hot, often painful dump that follows a meal of spicy food.

2. A hot, slow and often smelly fart that follows a meal of spicy food.

Man, that pepperoni and jalapeno pizza was good last night but the afterburner damn sure kicked in this morning!

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 10, 2008

After Grog Bog

After Grog Bog is the shit you do after a night of drinking alcohol

Angelina: I wouldn't go in there if i were you
Brad: Why's that?
Angelina: I have the worst After Grog Bog
Brad: Right, I'll give it at least half an hour

by Little Kitten January 13, 2006

afterbang

When you ride it out like a thug

Shane McConkey always afterbanged

by todd wallnutz October 29, 2009

After School Munchies

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.

Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

by brohemith March 18, 2010