The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school

Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen

by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019

Corinth classical academy

A school that thinks they are perfect. They think every student has to be perfect. They protect the kids with “depression” and if your kid is accused of starting a rumor better find another school because they will get expelled no matter what. Even if they didn’t start it.

“Bro did you hear about jimmy? Ge got expelled because he started a rumor.”

Response “dude are you serious???” “ jimmy didn’t start anything” they actually did what he said, it wasn’t a rumor” “Corinth classical academy sucks”

by Randumb kid April 25, 2019

melior community academy

One of the shittest schools in Scunthorpe and there’s no shock people fail their GCSEs when they come here. It’s also full of fake ass bitches and girls who think they’re the Shit.

Guy: did you go to Melior Community Academy?
Guy 2: ye I did...sadly

Guy: no wonder you failed your GCSEs man

by Rick&Morty Lover123 August 28, 2019

The Academy Is

The best band of all time! An Indie/punk band. The sweetest people anyone could ever meet.! A band everyone falls in love with! The fucking rock!!! They give the best concerts!

The Academy Is... is the best band that ever walked the planet!!! Omgggg They rock like no other and I'm gonna go see them in concert tomorrow!

by Cassandra C. April 12, 2005

The Navel Academy

It is a ficticious institution that honors and celebrates hot babes with smokin' midriff's, stomach's, belly's, navel's, etc...

" you must be a graduate of The Navel Academy, because i have never seen a more sexier stomach in my life baby"

"spring break was frickin awesome. just about every girl there was from The Navel Academy"

by Mogiashi March 20, 2008

Doral Academy Middle School

Doral Academy is a school which is currently ruled by a testicle looking principal (bald). This is school is guarded by admin that will ass rape you so hard to not use your phone that even if they see that you have a phone in your pocket they’ll take it. Detentions and referrals are handed out like if they were fucking candy. Teachers give a shit load of hw even on holidays. Seeing a fight in this school practically impossible. Because of how deep in our assholes they have the school rules and consequences. - Dear Depressed student :)

Doral Academy Middle school is fucking hell.

by Really depressed Student 247 October 28, 2019

Garstang Community Academy

Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not

Don’t go to Garstang Community Academy that all I have to say

by unknowntisthename June 9, 2019