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Zangerdoodle 

this may sound rather wrong and offencive, if you have a small penis. but a Zangerdoodle is not a dick. it is when you are sitting there randomly and you get a boner, and your pants are tight at the middle lower area because you have sat down for a while and the chair lifted the fabric. it starts to hurt your penis as it bends back the wrong way. you have two choices let your little friend suffer, or fidgit in your pants to move it. ( I advise moving it, you dont want any permanent damage).
bobby: hey, hey dan....

Dan: what is it Bobby, i am trying to be a nerd and listen to mr. fatso!

Bobby: I got a Zangerdoodle...

Dan: well then fix it

Bobby: Ok, I just dont want any body to notice, unless they see how big my penis is by me fidgiting

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A person who will always be there for u. He will do anything to make sure u r okay. He might hide his feelings but he is a good person. He is a awesome friend and even a awesome bf . He is super helpful through everything. If u meet a zhander u will be happy cus he can put a smile on your face just like that.
Zhander is the best person ever
Zhander by whenlifeisale April 29, 2019
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