Yoned 

When you’re extremely baked.

I’m so yoned, dude. But I’m down to keep yonin all night long.

Yoned by Creased, baked, blazed, keyed December 1, 2017

yoked 

to steal


or to hurt someone

that nigga just yoked my books!

or

im bout to yoke this nigga in front of his girl.

yoked by squid850 January 27, 2009

yoked 

To takeoff in the polevault with a bent top arm then the arm straightens out producing a violent jerk on the shoulder. The term was developed in the state of Oklahoma.

After he grabbed his shoulder in pain Steve knew he had gotten yoked at the takeoff.

yoked by Big Russ Dog February 2, 2010

yoked up 

1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon

1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.

yoked up by ringzhz May 9, 2008

yoked 

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

yoked by DiabolicalHAter August 11, 2010

yotted

when one has severe senior-itis and has been sleep deprived for studying for an economics test their brain has rotted so much to the point where it is almost a yetty brain that it becomes yotted. symptoms include (but not limited to): slurring words, making up family histories of imaginary people, falling asleep standing up, and crying in the fetal position.

Destiny: What's wrong with Jordan and Amber??
Riley: They were up all last night to pass their class that their brains must have yotted.
Destiny: Oh.. Is that why they are both writhing on the floor talking about asian people with afros??
Riley: Yes. Yes it is.

yotted by Percilla Coco Nut February 8, 2012

Yote 

The past tense of yeet. To have thrown something.

Jake: did you see me yeet that?
Jess: no how was it like was it sick?
Jake: yeah i yote it well far like

Yote by JakeLeigh February 17, 2018