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Yahoo Messenger 

A now defunct social media client for Windows, Mac, Web, iOS and Android that was literally once the best thing ever. Yahoo Messenger introduced in 2001, IMVironments. It had characters such as Dilbert, Nintendo, and Hello Kitty trying to take your background screen. In 2004, the much-loved Adobe Flash-powered Audibles was added and a ton of them was from the satire adult show, Happy Tree Friend's. It was popular in countries such as the Philippines, and finally was shut down in 2016. It was replaced with a "new version" that had nothing to do with the original. All the other definitions other than this are incorrect, because of calling them "slow" for the older versions.
Remember Yahoo Messenger?
Yeah, I loved the HTF audibles, and those were really good. I wish Yahoo Messenger is still around today.
Yahoo Messenger by JadenTheMoose September 22, 2022
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Yahoo Scammer 

A dick eater. Someone who pretends to be confronted never stands on their own and when is confronted tried to avoid conflict and hide behind other men like Sam Bito and Herm.
Why are you always booty clapping for other men, are you a Yahoo Scammer?
Yahoo Scammer by Slimeballslatt September 23, 2022

Yahoo Answers

Supposedly a question-and-answer site. Supposedly.

It's really just basically a breeding ground for 14-year-old fucktards who troll every-other question with old meme references and sarcastic quips, cousinfucker right wingnuts and other assorted fucktards who for some reason never get flagged by the shit moderation. But god fucking forbid you so much as sneeze while looking at the site, or else you'll get flagged and in trouble.
"Well, I tried to go to Yahoo Answers to see if anyone knew how to solve the problem with my laptop, but the only responses I got were a 'Dicks out for Harambe!', 'Call 911!' and 'Only the godless, loony left Jews use laptops.'"
Yahoo Answers by TaxiFred February 27, 2017

Yahoo Version

Only giving or wanting a summary of someone's story, day, etc. For instance, Yahoo news headlines.
Dude, I don't have time for the whole story, just give me the "Yahoo version."
Yahoo Version by yahoo girl September 4, 2010

Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers is a famous Q&A Website which address is answers.yahoo.com as like as www.answersmode.com. Yahoo Answers is not a English Word so you will not find any definition on the dictionary.
Any problem? No Tension, Ask your Question on Yahoo Answers.
Yahoo Answers by Mohi Uddin November 13, 2018

yahoo games

what nerds and old people sit around and play all day...
yahoo games is a good way to fall asleep if your having trouble.

Yahoo Banger(s)

Someone who sit's on yahoo 24/7 and gibbers shit on the "mic". The only friend's they have, are yahoo friend's.
They cant tell the difference between yahoo and 'Reality.
Scotland 1 is the perfect example .. Go see.
Join Scotland:1 and see the fine example's of "Yahoo Banger(s)"
Yahoo Banger(s) by I'm kool as fuk January 17, 2011