wudnt hav

Would not have

Wudnt hav guessed IT in a million google searches.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

wudden

a hurried way of saying "wasn't". pronounced "wuh dn"

variants: wud'n, wudd'n, wu'n

(19:41) dude: evan im gonna go burn one down and listen to unbrokej chain
(19:41) dude: unbroken
(19:41) dude: brb
(19:45) guy: kk
(19:56) dude: got to my spot
(19:56) dude: BITCH WUDDEN EVEN ON MY IPOD
(19:57) guy: :(

by aforementioned dude August 23, 2011

Wuddya

What do you?

Drunk guy whispers into the ear of a fat girl at the bar: "It's almost closing time... Wuddya think about slippin' out back and suckin' my cock? Wuddya say?"

Fat girl: "Wuddya think about fuckin' me instead?

Drunk guy: "Wuddya think I am, fuckin' crazy or somethin? Ain't no way I'm gonna chance someone seein' me fuck your fat ass."

Fat girl: "Wuddya mean?"

Drunk guy: "I mean ur too fuckin' fat for me to be fuckin' in front of my homies. You look hungry. Wuddya want from KFC? You can suck me off in the car on the way there."

by Darkest Horse August 7, 2014

Wudieomatic

The act of having suicidal thoughts in the morning.

I cant come to school I'm wudieomatic.

by Dark Pyrrhic January 17, 2017

Wudge

watch and judge.

I love to wudge people at the mall.

by 12avid February 4, 2017

Wuddhist

I white person, usually from the suburbs, who feels the need to project a more sophisticated outward appearance of themselves by adopting Buddhism which is, to them, a very exotic quality in order to impress others.

Yeah, after a year in San Francisco he became a wuddhist but still spends all of his disposable income on prostitutes and cocaine.

by xThoms PaineX March 5, 2017

WUDBEATING

When you wake up & need a little something

"man I could use a good WUDBEATING"

by Sheidud March 27, 2017