Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.

I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.

by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020

hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.

Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!

by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013

Wranking

(v.)
The act of furiously masturbating on a discord call, especially when muted or deafened in an attempt to conceal masturbation.

Hey, dude did you hear Ryan was wranking in the call?

Yeah, that was disgusting!

by Cattte February 12, 2023

worm wrangler

derogatory term for a homo who likes group sex

i felt like a real worm wrangler the other night in the men's room

by Doug W. February 10, 2008

Bitch Wrangle

1. To "pick up" a woman (bitch).

2. To have sexual intercourse with a bitch

Bitch Wrangler - One who wrangles bitches

Im going to bitch wrangle your sister tomorrow during happy hour

OR

Lets go wrangle some bitches

OR

I wrangled 6 bitches last week

by BjBurke July 22, 2009

Hose Wrangler

When you get your ass kicked by a waterhose while filling a waterbed.

Tim was a real hose wrangler yesterday.

by new1daga December 1, 2009

Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.

Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler

by Jordowns April 28, 2014