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MILF Wrecker

Tasty beverage that is a derivative of a Sangria. Recipe:

1 glass wine
1 shot coconut rum (e.g. Malibu)

The wine is usually red, which works well, but white can be used based on your preferences. This recipe works best with a "table wine" or a blend rather than something that is top shelf or a wine that has lots of tannins.

This drink can either be mixed in a batch and served, or can be created by on fly by a "sneak attack". That is where someone drops the shot in someone's wine glass when they aren't looking.

The reason it is call a 'MILF Wrecker' is that it seems to make hot mom's want to do crazy things and all undergarments to instantly switch one female to the left.
At the gym.

Susan: Hey, Jill! How was the party last night? You don't look so good.

Jill: Awesome. I got hit by a couple MILF Wreckers though, and don't know what happened. I woke up the next day wearing someone else's panties.
by AnonOnFire March 16, 2010
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day wrecker

Any object/person/situation that can mess up your day.
Man, I didnt drink my double espresso in the morning. What a day wrecker.
by desi dunnit October 7, 2014
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minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day
I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed
by NickyLags September 11, 2010
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pole wrecker

when a whore wrecks your pole with her poor ass skills while takin your junk in the jaw.
Anne wrecked my pole because she is a dumb cunt who sucks at suckin dick. what a dumb whore that pole wrecker is.
by chonger December 1, 2005
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Pud Whacker

Originally used to degrade chonic masturbaters, pud whacker is most commonly used in negative connotation in regards to one's skill, ability, or intellegence. See also: fucktard
Dude, shut the fuck up and quit being such a goddamned pud wacker.
by C:dub April 28, 2003
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weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008
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Peter Wacker

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper
by Porquenugget December 29, 2017
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