Worth going viral

When something someone says or does is so magnificently stupid or outrageous that you can imagine it being spread all over the internet in a matter of hours.

"Did you hear what Tom said in his best man speech?! That was so worth going viral!"

by Kentoonist June 17, 2013

Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

by Päällikkö March 06, 2022

two boobs worth

When a busty glamour model puts in her "two cents worth", or petitions for a worthy cause.

Pamela Andreson put in her two boobs worth for PETA.

by HazelT June 20, 2007

Fort Worth facial

It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.

I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 15, 2018

if it's not worth it don't do it

if it's not worth it don't do it

Skeppy: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: SKEPPY STOP SAYING THAT

SKEPPY: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Bruno807 May 20, 2020

Fort Worth hair

Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet

That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.

by Wayne D May 11, 2017

when $400 is worth it

A nice leather jacket that also is a bullet proof vest .

The thug shot the man but was dumb strucken when the bullet was just lodged in the man's new $400 dollar leather jacket that was bullet proof.

by scannerfish July 26, 2005