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devil-worship 

Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?

Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.

Cow worship day

June 7th
i have the biggest cow for cow worship day

International Worship Dakota Day 

This is the day that the great Dakota must be worshipped
What are you doing on the 19th of August

Dude! That’s International Worship Dakota Day!

Kurapika Worship / Kurta Class 

A google class room for the well known HxH religion, Kurtism. They go over daily prayers, hate on spiders, and post about their lord and savior Kurapika. They have a Kurtism bible in the making.

The code for this class is : njk5ldo
Person 1 : Hey? Are you in the Kurapika Worship / Kurta Class ?
Person 2: no tf is that
Person 1: get out of my life rn.
Person 2: ok?

Dumbass Worship 

Treating a piece of shit human being as though they're a god.
Tumblr constantly worships Dream, despite the fact that his Minecraft speedruns were proven to be fake.

Dumbass Worship at its finest.

ideal worship 

The modern delusion of material success sold to the western world.
Having Friends and Family, Not starving, and having a roof over my head isn’t enough, it’s not the ideal.

Then no place will ever be ideal for you. Ideal is by definition not obtainable. Be grateful for what you have. Stop the ideal worship.
ideal worship by uh DuKe April 20, 2022