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Platinum Wings

Once you've gone down on a girl and made her squirt you're said to have earnt your Platinum Wings. They are very rare, yet highly sort after.
"Went down on that bird last night, she squirted right in my face. I loved it."
"You dirty dog! You're the first person I know to get their Platinum Wings, well done Captain."
by That Guy Babaganoosh September 26, 2006
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blood wings

Oral sex performed on a woman on her period
"He thought it was love when woke up in the morning with a lump in his throat. But when he noticed the string in his mouth, he knew he had his blood wings"
by Quentin July 31, 2003
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wings

Alternative to wheels, aka a guy's ability to talk to women (with success of course).

Coined by CS & MH on July 22nd, 2010.
Dude, that guy has such big wings - he gets all the girls.
by CSteele/MHolder July 24, 2010
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Green Wings

Wings awarded for: -

1) Having sexual-intercorse with a clappy slapper.

2) Having sex with a woman with a sexual infection.

It is not essencial to catch the infection
Stay away from her. I got my green wings from her!
by Light_obsidian December 16, 2005
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Wings System

A way of defining various types of sexual partners, or practices one has enjoyed. Most commonly associated with Motorcycle Clubs (although possibly a hoax), these are 'Badges of Honour" amongst (male) members.

Bloke 1 "You won't believe what Wings I was awarded last night!!)

Bloke #2 "What now, you sick bastard?"

Bloke #1 "Black, Broken and Silver!!"

Bloke #2 "You are going straight to Hell!!"
The Wings System includes the following definitions, there are many others.........

Pink Wings - Sex with a White girl
Black Wings - Sex with a Black girl
White Wings - Sex with a Virgin
Brown Wings - Anal sex
Yellow Wings - Sex with an Oriental girl
Red Wings - Sex with a girl on her period
Grey Wings - Sex with an woman over 50
Broken (or Orange) Wings - Sex with a disabled girl
Golden Wings - Sex involving urination, or 'Golden Showers'
Water Wings - Sex involving 'squirting' or female ejaculation
Green Wings - Sex with a person who has an STD
Purple Wings - Sex with a pregnant girl
Knife Wings - Sex with a friend's girlfriend
Blue Wings - Sex with a corpse
Technicolour Wings - Sex involving a combination of any of the above ie. Sex with a Black, disabled girl on her period
by Negrophiliac April 9, 2011
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Detroit Red Wings

One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.
RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!

Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.

RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18
by H8RZgunH8 February 9, 2012
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Gray Wings

To earn your Gray Wings, you must recieve pleasure from a woman of the age of 50+.
Man last night that hot old clerk down the street gave me my Gray Wings.
by thedude. June 26, 2006
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