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Wikipedia

A free encyclopedia where average people can make an account and rant with false information about people or things that they hate, and naive Americans will pass it as truth because they're too lazy to look for a more reliable source.
"I learned on Wikipedia that Austin Winkler of the rock band Hinder was gay! Wikipedia is a reliable source, so it must be true!"

"My school has an article on Wikipedia. It's North Adams High School, located in Seaman, Ohio. The principal is Mr. Waffle and the vice principal is Mr. Horny."

"According the the intellectual source of Wikipedia, Adolf Hitler died by being attacked by a bear. I always thought it was something along the lines of committing suicide while in hiding, but who am I to criticize the wisdom of Wikipedia?"
by hekifier March 28, 2009
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wikipediaed

To search for something on wikipedia.org (past tense)
No actually Jack I wikipediaed it earlier and it said that...
by Paddy Neary April 23, 2006
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Wikipedia Scholar

A person who jumps in on forums who has little meaningful understanding of the topic being discussed and quickly educates themselves via Wikipedia.com. Usually, but not always, these individuals post "points" for debate in the same order as they appear on Wikipedia (a dead give away).
Person 1: Wow! Joe Shmoe sure knows a lot about XYZ...
Person 2: If you look it up on Wikipedia it is even in the order XYZ, just another wikipedia scholar; no real knowledge, thoughts or opinions of their own...

or

Person 1: I didn't realize so and so knew so much about string theory.

Person 2: Yeah, he likes impressing people with his education as a Wikipedia Scholar.
by Dan James March 11, 2008
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Walking Wikipedia

A Walking Wikipedia is someone who appears to have more definitions inside them than the famous online dictionary. They will bring up nuggets of amazing information, usually totally irrelevant to the conversation and totally pointless. They are generally admired by people for their knowledge of pointless facts.
Guy 1: 'So did we have any English homework?'
Guy 2: 'I think so, yeah'
Guy 3: 'Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?'
Guy 1: 'Alright you walking wikipedia, thank you but i'm a little busy right now'
by Galactrix93 November 6, 2009
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Wikipedia That Hoe

When one has no knowledge over a certain subject and or has some school related material to finish, but was either too lazy to read the required material or just plain fucking stupid; so they proceed to gain their half-ass knowledge from said site.
Example 1
Guy #1: Dude I have to write a 4 pg paper on Nietzsche and I have no idea who the fuck he is.

Guy #2: Wikipedia that hoe!

Example 2
Guy #1: Did you hear that David Carradine died from auto-erotic asphyxiation?

Guy #2: Man that sucks....wait whats auto-erotic asphyxiation!? I know I'll just Wikipedia that hoe!

Example #3
Guy #1: Can a guy get pregnant by retrograde ejaculation?

Guy #2: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you...let's Wikipedia that hoe!
by ChiefSlapAHoe October 30, 2010
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wikipedidiot

One who goes on wikipedia and changes all of the definitions to random things totally off topic.
Before: Camel- A large mamel that belongs to the llama family.

After: Camel- What the fuck is a camel

that wikipedidiot just ruined the definition of the best freaking desert llama in the world wtf?
by Ghett0asassin July 9, 2009
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wikipedia intellectual

one whose vast amount of knowledge, information, and trivia is gained primarily through wikipedia articles.
You know, Einstein was said to have watched his best friend drown when he was young just to see what it was like." "How do you know that?" "Oh, I'm a wikipedia intellectual.
by polpun November 12, 2010
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