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wifi shopping

traveling around with a mobile device looking for a free internet connection
Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 2, 2010
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wifi bars

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.
by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022
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McDonalds wifi

by Leafyz May 21, 2021
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wifi hopping

Constantly trying to connect to wifi when you're not at home. Including, but not limited to: traveling to another country (cellular data in other countries is very expensive).

Also when walking around a city or town and not being able to keep a constant connection to one wifi source.
I spent my entire time in Germany wifi hopping.
by Lele4789 October 11, 2015
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KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming
"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"
by Pineapples in Minneapolis December 14, 2018
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wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino
Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'
by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016
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where's the wifi?

A comedic term to use when you cant find wifi.
kind of "wheres the beef" but for nerds
Where's the wifi?

I dont know, but i hate starbux
by jesus caro February 4, 2008
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