Welcome Mat

A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.

As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.

by ephemereality July 14, 2004

Welcome to America

a term used to describe a negative American stereotype of being lazy,fat etc

John and Frank are at walmart

John: look at that fat bitch over there
Frank: I bet she weighs 300 pounds
John: Welcome to America

by Jack Mehov the 2nd May 2, 2009

Welcome Mat

The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.

You’re welcome mat sweetheart…

by Masquerader November 11, 2019

Welcome to the party

When you can relate to someone's frustrations or story. They know how you feel. Pitty party.

"I've been working so much, I need a vacation." In response someone will say, "welcome to the party". I'm tired of her always trying to tell me what to do" In response, "welcome to the party."

by PartyFandom January 2, 2018

welcome mat

Leaving a nice turd on someones
front door step

Tom came home and stepped into his
new fresh welcome mat.

by sipitown August 22, 2003

welcome mat

a small patch of hair in the vaginal area above the clit, vagina, etc.. for men to wipe their mouths on while eating a woman out.

Hunny im sure glad you keep this welcome mat down here for me to wipe my mouth off with!

by annoynymous February 3, 2008

Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.

The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.

by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010