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crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me
by austingale March 8, 2008
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Weeder

Oh man have you seen Pedro?? He now has a weeder girlfriend and... the munchies! He is so fat!
by MikDick February 2, 2009
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Utah Wedge

Common throughout the world, the Utah wedge is when a car attempts to pass another car, but stays the same speed and blocks the road for anyone else to pass.
Upon seeing three cars side by side going 45mph down the highway: "It's the freakin' Utah wedge!"
by Supellex December 15, 2009
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Suck a Dick Wednesday

A term coined by the uber popular podcast - Keith and the Girl. Refering to when a fan of their show wears one of their t-shirts on Wednesday, they are supposed to get a blow job from friends or strangers.
Hey what day is it?

Well it is Suck a Dick Wednesday, hey is that a Keith and the Girl shirt you are wearing?

Yes it is!!!
by Rob Walch September 10, 2008
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Tie Wednesday

The tradition in corporate companies that don't require full formal attire every day of wearing a tie exclusively on Wednesdays.

It can signify a number of things, from a passive aggressive display of superiority, to remembrance of a former company (where ties were required daily), to "I have an interview and want to cover it up by claiming participation in a quasi-tradition".

This is not to be confused with Thai Wednesday -- the tradition of going to a Thai restaurant on Wednesdays. Though the two can be used together in a kind of double entendre.
Colleague: Will! It's Tie Wednesday. How could you forget to wear a tie?
by MikeV64388 May 13, 2009
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Wedding

Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?

No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
by cyanide and applesauce January 29, 2016
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whatup wednesday

an intimate gathering of friends and strangers that takes place on a wednesday night and generally involves a fair amount of alcohol in a small dorm room. originally created by 4 south-campus ucla students who needed an alternative to the normal thursday outing.

whatup wednesdays have been evolving, including a theme song, an official shirt that is worn on wednesdays, a constitution, and more. the goal of WW is to be recognized as another day to celebrate during the rough and tough of college life.
Guy 1: Dude did you hear about whats going on today?
Guy 2: Isn't it only wednesday?
Guy 1: No its WHATUP WEDNESDAY!
by the whatup wednesday crew January 4, 2009
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