Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

Space wayfarer

Sci-fi. Humorous. Like Doctor Who. Job type. A person who uses rockets to get from solar system to solar system to communicate with planets about what they need to know. A person's entire livelihood is serving an area of solar systems.

The "Space wayfarer" Chris was traveling through space being an overlord to planetary systems, but an underling to the galactic emperor. A space wayfarer has the role of advancing planets in critical development.

by TrueBlueHue1 October 20, 2023

Captain's Wafers

An American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers are the best cracker brand.

by SPrice1980 April 30, 2022

Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Captain's Wafers

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years

by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023