Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.

Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker

by thenameisname June 19, 2020

Waneesh!

A happy ' how's it hanging, hello, to your party friends'

Danny and Ish, are walking East on Main St. Heading off, to burn one. Doug, Tony and, myself, are across the street, heading West, to a spot; to do the same." Upon seeing us, Ish, with a knowing look and huge smile, shouts,"Waneesh!" To us, with his trademark; upwards movement of his arm and counterclockwise twist of the hand (held in a position as if holding a beer can or glass lightly from beneath) Resulting in the same response, back across the str street, "Waneesh!" 😁🙍🙋🖖

by 2DVLGlen, or Ace December 28, 2020

Wankershame blvd

The prostitution or red light district in any given town.

Whenever I'm out of town for business after I check into the hotel and put my stuff away I go down to the front desk and ask where the local wankershame blvd is.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Wankles

A portmanteau of WEAK and ANKLES.

"Doctor, my ankle has swollen up again."
"You got Wankles mate"

by DangerGnome April 16, 2021

wankers

people who say they are 'protected' but then demand other people be sacked and locked up to 'keep them safe'. - Alexandra Marshall

Vaccinated to unvaccinated: Hey, quit being a threat to my health by refusing to be injected with the stuff that's supposed to protect me from the virus that I was injected for!
Unvaccinated's response to Vaccinated: Forget it you wankers!!! Use your brains. If the vaccine works then my health condition won't affect yours at all because you're supposedly protected from the virus. Besides, my body my choice.

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Wonkeesa

Wonkeesa the typa dude to make eye contact with u through the crack of the bathroom stall while ur taking a shit

wonkeesa ur a fruity fuck bro

by anonymous November 23, 2021

wankershmuck

When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.

"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022