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Ankles - A pseudonym of abject derision and abuse describing a person of absolutely unbelievably low moral or personal standards, being by definition "3 foot lower than a cunt".
After screwing his best friend's girlfriend on the side, Richards friends renamed him "Ankles"

Politicians generally rate so low on the the scale of social rankings, well below prostitutes, used-car salesmen and drug dealers, that an appropriate class definition for them is "Ankles".
ankles by Whistleblower2 November 16, 2011
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Australian military slang, a derogatory term for a dishonest soldier.
"Ankles, lower than cunts."
ankles by Rotten Ron Treepig September 13, 2011
Noun

Ankles is a game played by a group of friends, generally guys. Once it has been decided to play, all players of the game drop tou, where they remain for the duration of the game. Whoever pulls his pants' up last is declared the winner of the game. Often played at random, and just for the fun of being pantsless.

It has been said that whoever prematurely pulls his pants' up, recieves an application of icy hot to the testicles. I've never seen it happen yet.
Game can end on a truce.
"Hey, lets play "Ankles!" "
"Awsome, let's do it. 1... 2... 3!"
"Wow, it got drafty"

*2 hours later*

"My mom's here, it seems as though I must admit defeat."
"I win! Now get over here and recieve your punishment!"
ankles by Greggo September 9, 2005
Australian pejorative for a piece of low life: "3 foot lower than an asshole "
Behind his back Harry's friends called him "Ankles" because he slept with his best friend's girlfriend.
Ankles by Argus Tuft 2 December 21, 2018
they are used to attach or leg to our feet, but after seeing tubbo fall off of a balcony on the dream smp, we understand that they are not needed.
Nobody:...
Tubbo: ~falls off castle wall~
Eret and Wil: XD Did you fall? Are you okay, Tubbo?
Tubbo: Yeah. I mean, ankles are overrated, who needs 'em anyways?
ankles by Oof_Llama1105 January 4, 2021
The name given to someone who reaches new lows in terms of appalling behaviour. Three feet lower than a cunt.
Ankles scored an own goal last night in the local derby. Didn't think he could stoop that low.
Ankles by Rusty Pirov July 30, 2021
"GET YA FREAKIN ANKLES BROKE"
Ankles by SamuraiXXSista December 3, 2021