Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

Wanker-in-chief

The supreme leader of a group of wankers.

Usually used to refer to a useless politician.

"I hereby declare you, Wanker-in-chief"

by Titan90 September 1, 2019

Wankerphobia

1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).

2. The dislike of wankers

John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

Wanker

This is a term of derision, commonly used by people of the lower-classes. It refers to the act of self-abuse, or self-stimulation of the sexual organs, by both male and female sexes. It was particularly frowned upon during the Victorian era, when it was thought that the act of self-abuse could lead to blindness or even the madhouse. The person manipulating his or her loins in order to achieve sexual solace would therefore be the ‘wanker’. However, today it is more often used to signify a person is dim-witted or has an unsavoury character.

“That copper was a right wanker! He stopped me for speeding’ in me car and now I’m gettin’ a fine an’ points on me licence!”

by Colonel Barnaby February 10, 2023

wii-wacked

when a waist height child is struck by a wii controller accidently while adults are tring to play

stay back addison or your gonna get wii-wacked

we were bowling on wii last night and my niece got wii-wacked

by crawdaddy35 March 30, 2009

Blackberry Wanker

Someone that feels the need to be on their Blackberry every second of the day therefore making them oblivious to real life situations.

Guy 1: 'That dude never puts his Blackberry down!!'
Guy 2: 'I know, what a Blackberry Wanker'

by ohwiseone2011 April 19, 2011

bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker July 27, 2016