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a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.
by Shuaman December 13, 2016
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Fluz Worth

(1) a very rare ball of fuzz that is worth alot of money and can be used as a currency in any country.

(2) a code name for cocaine
(1) That rich man has a ton of Fluz Worth.

(2) Hey man, has the shipment of Fluz Worth come in yet. O.J. Simpson is waiting for his load.
by Peter and Harper November 12, 2008
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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
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Net worth

How many grams your posse would kill you for
this weeks share of my product got lost, hope my net worth is at least that to the supplier...
by klausef September 13, 2012
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Lake Worth, Florida

A Podunk City in Palm Beach County, Florida, that is famously known as "The Home of the Newlywed and Nearly Dead", due to low rent crackerbox housing on 15-foot wide properties throughout the downtown area, and lettered and numbered streets. The Podunk Municipal Electric Company has an average of 700 power outages every year. A College Dropout, Inventory Stocking Clerk at Target is a City Commissioner, and
Lake Worth, Florida is as Podunk a town as you get.

Welcome to Lake Worth, please set your watches back Fifty Years.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010
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digital worth

Value of set of digital assets is generally calls digital worth.
digital worth is value of digital assets or contents
by s j tubrazy April 13, 2013
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Not Worth The Skin On Your Back

A piece of shit. Pond Scum. Gutter Garbage. A person who is not worth your time of day. Have you ever heard someone promise something on their skin. It's the ultimate commitment to a promise. Someone who isn't worth the skin on their back is someone who constantly never follows through with anything, and is 100 percent untrustworthy.
Yet again you disappointment me and don't do what you say you are going to do. You are not worth the skin on your back. I'm done.
by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016
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