woody woodpecker

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

whoopdy

A usually sarcastic or uninterested reply about something unimportant

Person A: So-and-so wants to talk to you about such-and-such

Person B: Whoopdy

by LisaVD March 30, 2011

Whoopty Did

The opposite of Whoopty Do or Woopty Doo.

A phrase or saying used to genuinly acknowledge something positive in the world. Something valuable, impressive, game changing and truly useful from one's point of view. For example a good idea, an A+ in school or the nice looking features of another person.

In response to a colleague's good idea the manager said "You go! That's exceptional. Whoopty Did!"

When the child came home from school and said "Mom and Dad, Look I got all A's!" the father then responded by saying "Whoopty Did! Proud of you son!"

by Christus H Jeez December 17, 2012

whoops lmao

The illest mofckn trillest niggas to roam the web. We are the dyslexic bitcjs that make ppl wonder "Wot da fok was deh point in thet ya fat coont".

ErnaWhore: Lol my asshole got jammed today, whoops lmao
ImaW/OUrD: Lol same (lv u junjou (p.s. my booty alwais open 4 u bby dick me good))
BitchNIgga: Lol how could u do dat 2 moi erna thot u were mi whore
KKK: Niggers.
Sali va the fet coont: oooooweee

by Whoops lmao January 23, 2017

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

Whoop T Whoop

According to Pitbul, the artist : "I learned this out in L.A. man, this whole thing about a Whoop T Whoop. That means when you're talking to a girl, talking about all the things you gon' do to her. You get to the room...and last like two minutes...(laugh)" It is the title to one of his songs.

Man, I was talking to this hot bitch last night, i was giving her the Whoop T whoop, I was saying" ' want you, I want you, I need you, I need you, Gotta have you, i want to touch you, lick you, fuck you' "

by Gaby Ruiz January 28, 2009

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005