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distracted walking

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.
"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."
by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014
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Crab Walking

when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.
On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.
by mwallace2202 June 3, 2015
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Karen Walker

The alcoholic, pill-popping, sexaholic, bisexual, lovely socialite that Megan Mullally plays on the show 'Will and Grace'. Yayy for Karen.
I was drinking a martini last night, and I looked exactly like Karen Walker.
by Jaci <3 December 3, 2005
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Walking L

An individual that is consistently taking L's. A person who is losing in all departments of life.
Lol, Merlin is a walking L

You are just a walking L
by Tank.com October 4, 2018
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walking on eggshells

To be in a delicate situation; to be on the edge of danger or ruin.

An 'eggshell' is the thin, white outer coating of an egg. The shell is very thin and breaks easily. So if you are 'walking on eggshells' you are in a situation where you could break something (or get in trouble or ruin everything) very easily.

Synonym: walking on thin ice
1) Ever since I smashed their car, I've been walking on eggshells with my parents.

2) We're walking on eggshells with our landlord -- she told us that if we have one more loud party, she's going to kick us out of our apartment.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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wankenspanker

A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.

Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Hey, wankenspanker how's work going?
by budgieramone May 15, 2009
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Paul Walkered

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.
Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"
by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016
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