k-wake

The k-wake is the unpleasent aftermath of an event or object.

1. It could be described as the nasty taste lingering in your mouth after you wake up from a blackout night of drinking.

2. Also defined as the smell left behind in an unvented bathroom after someone has had diarrhea from food poisoning or the smell in a room after two hippies have sex.

3. Physically it is the destruction left behind after a special needs person has finished attempting to do things only a mentally capable person should or the hazardous waste left behind after a tragic oil spill.

I need to brush my teeth to get the k-wake out.

I know I'm at Woodstock because I can smell the k-wake everywhere.

I told you to tie Timmy down!! Now who's gonna clean up this k-wake?!

by hipty dipity April 21, 2014

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

wahey

An expression of surprise, and/or of joy.

Wahey, I won a million bucks.

Wahey, the brakes don't work.

by Jollster/Cazmataz December 21, 2004

Wake up

Phrase typically used by conspiracy theorists to imply you're ignorant.

"Man you know who brought down the Trade Centers. WAKE UP."

"Wake up. The Rothschilds control the world's banking supply. oh, and reptilians."

by Svenbot October 18, 2011

wake and bitch

When your old lady wakes up and begins bitching before her feet hit the floor. This is common when you wake her up wanting to get laid.

Dude, what's up with your girl?
I don't know, she pulled a wake and bitch this morning and it's been pure hell.

by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

Negro Wake Up Call

When a black person, usually an entertainer or celebrity of some sort, finally realizes that mainstream (white) media will never see them as anything but black and that as soon as it finds a way to rob them of the recognition that they deserve, it will exploit it to the fullest.

A black person who finally understands that we do not live in a post-racial society, usually by experiencing the effects of covert and overt racism first hand.

Something that eventually happens to a new black.

Beyonce finally got her Negro Wake Up Call when she got thrown into the "Urban Contemporary" category at the Grammy's.

by Camellia_Blossom96 August 6, 2016

Wake-up Bomb

Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.

When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.

by Leo D Felcher September 10, 2004