k-wake

The k-wake is the unpleasent aftermath of an event or object.

1. It could be described as the nasty taste lingering in your mouth after you wake up from a blackout night of drinking.

2. Also defined as the smell left behind in an unvented bathroom after someone has had diarrhea from food poisoning or the smell in a room after two hippies have sex.

3. Physically it is the destruction left behind after a special needs person has finished attempting to do things only a mentally capable person should or the hazardous waste left behind after a tragic oil spill.

I need to brush my teeth to get the k-wake out.

I know I'm at Woodstock because I can smell the k-wake everywhere.

I told you to tie Timmy down!! Now who's gonna clean up this k-wake?!

by hipty dipity April 21, 2014

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kwaked out

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

by weedoholic September 19, 2016

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kwaker

1. Someone who ditches his/her friends to go take a nap while pretending to do SAT homework.

"Want to go play brawl"
"No thanks i'm doing SAT homework"
*Walks into his house and finds Sam knocked out on his bed with his SAT practice book next to his pillow
"What a kwaker"

by sexy boii aka seong July 23, 2009

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