k-wake 

The k-wake is the unpleasent aftermath of an event or object.

1. It could be described as the nasty taste lingering in your mouth after you wake up from a blackout night of drinking.

2. Also defined as the smell left behind in an unvented bathroom after someone has had diarrhea from food poisoning or the smell in a room after two hippies have sex.

3. Physically it is the destruction left behind after a special needs person has finished attempting to do things only a mentally capable person should or the hazardous waste left behind after a tragic oil spill.

I need to brush my teeth to get the k-wake out.

I know I'm at Woodstock because I can smell the k-wake everywhere.

I told you to tie Timmy down!! Now who's gonna clean up this k-wake?!

k-wake by hipty dipity April 21, 2014

kwaked out 

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

kwaked out by weedoholic September 19, 2016

kwaker 

1. Someone who ditches his/her friends to go take a nap while pretending to do SAT homework.

"Want to go play brawl"
"No thanks i'm doing SAT homework"
*Walks into his house and finds Sam knocked out on his bed with his SAT practice book next to his pillow
"What a kwaker"

kwaker by sexy boii aka seong July 23, 2009

Kwaked 

Kwaking, or to kwak, means to bid farewell to someone leaving a chat room after that person having already left, leaving the word hanging in the air.

John : "Bye guys!"
John has left the chat
Kwakzalver : "Bye John!"
Kwakzalver : "Damn, I kwaked."

Kwaked by Berzelus October 11, 2013

Kwaked 

In ducks language.. getting yo cheeks "kwaked" (clapped). Kwak is the sound of a duck

🦆: get kwaked loser
Loser: :,(

Kwaked by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ May 29, 2021

Kwaked 

In Dickies language.. getting yo cheeks "kwaked" (clapped) or (get fucked). Kwak is the sound of a duck

🦆: get kwaked loser
Loser: :(
..............
Sike nibba get kwaked *sends a pic of a duck instead of nudz*

Kwaked by ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌ May 30, 2021